AIM CRANKS - May 22, 2001

Just to give you guys a little background on this dated AIM prank. I used to run a lukewarm entertainment website known as MadballGraphics.com which had little to do with graphics and more to do with me making weird articles and ever weirder comics featuring my toys as the main stars. Sound familiar? This was way before that Bunny show on Cartoon Network written by that Seth Green guy. I had way raunchy comics, which I may or may not re-debut. Anyhow, I had a few really nice cranks and articles that I plan to re-publish on Nozomi Online.

TAKE THAT!

So anyhoo.. I had made a screenname "WiLdHuNNyGyRl" using one of those GRRLNAME generators and within minutes of getting into a chat room.. this lunatic IMs me. I knew this was gonna be a good day. Its a little graphic.. but get used to it.. because its funny as HELL!

If I can say I've learned things from this conversation, its the following points. There are very strange people on the internet and I'm NEVER doing this type of prank again. NEVER.. EVER.. AGAIN.

Remember this is an ACTUAL CONVERSATION with someone I DO NOT KNOW.. and chances are he doesn't even have an AOL account anymore.. so whatever. Certain parts of the conversation may have been either re-organized (for clarification reasons) or edited out (because of length and lack of relevance to the rest of the crank).

IaGuy4U: hi 19/m want to chat?

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: maaaybe

IaGuy4U: maybe?

IaGuy4U: you have a pic?

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: lemme take a look

IaGuy4U: : ok

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: sent.. ;)

IaGuy4U: you are very beautiful

IaGuy4U: how old r u?

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: 18

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: you have a girlfriend?

IaGuy4U: no

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: aww.. why not?

IaGuy4U: i guess i just haven't found the right girl yet

IaGuy4U: you have a b/f?

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: yah..

IaGuy4U: your b/f is a lucky guy

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: he sure is baby.. hehe

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: im into the freaky stuff

IaGuy4U: like what?

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: oh.. i am totally into.. umm.. you know.. public places

IaGuy4U: sounds cool!!

IaGuy4U: like where? name some places you have done it

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: humm.. well.. the beach was probably the first

IaGuy4U: damn!

IaGuy4U: I like light bondage...like handcuffs

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: ooh... kinky

IaGuy4U: r u into anything else?

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: rough.. oh.. i like rough stuff too

IaGuy4U: lol

IaGuy4U: i like rough....thats fun

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: rough.. if i get bruises.. all the better

IaGuy4U: really??

IaGuy4U: i have never been with a girl who wanted me to be THAT rougn

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: oh yah.. i dont want to be punched OUT.. tho.. LoL

IaGuy4U: yeah i figured that

IaGuy4U: you like to be spanked?

IaGuy4U: hehe

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: oh of course.. it all adds to the pleasure/pain department.

IaGuy4U: i know girls that are into a lot nastier stuff than that so you are perfectly awesome by me

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: LoL.. thank you

IaGuy4U: give me the chance...and i will fuck you anywhere and anyway you want ;)

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: LoL

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: sounds good.. what about.. humm.. in a church? churches are hot too

IaGuy4U: sure

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: what about.. in front of your grandparents?

IaGuy4U: that would be more difficult but i think i would for the right girl ;)

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: you know what turns me on? when my boyfriend hits me with twizzlers

IaGuy4U: hehe

IaGuy4U: is that what you really want done with those twizzlers?? ;)

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: and Bill Cosby.. when my bf pretend to be Bill Cosby.. and hits me with pudding.. I got so hot

IaGuy4U: mmmm

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: you should.. mm.. pudding.. it sounds stupid.. i know

IaGuy4U: you know what i would rather do with it?

IaGuy4U: i would rather fill your pussy with it and then eat it out of you hehe

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: im sure.. i wouldnt want that though.. its pretty sticky stuff

IaGuy4U: lol what could i put in you and eat out?

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: nothing..

IaGuy4U: well tell me what your pussy looks like

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: what do YOU think it looks like.. its not deformed or anything.. LoL

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: it doesnt look like Abraham Lincoln for your information

IaGuy4U: well everyone has different size and shape lips and shave or trim it differently

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: its a vagina.. does it matter?

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: ohh.. we can cyber or something if you want..

IaGuy4U: that sounds good. you start off though :)

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: I have noo idea how to start

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: Oh baby.. is that a mathematics book in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

IaGuy4U: lol

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: your ruining the atmosphere!

IaGuy4U: sorry :)

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: oh.. god.. it turns me on to pretend to have a missing leg

IaGuy4U: i really have 3 legs

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: so im missing my right leg..

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: oh my.. lend me one

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: please.. insert your 3rd leg into any of my holes

IaGuy4U: unzip my pants and get it ready

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: nostrils, ear, eye socket.. (because i like to pretend to have a missing eye too) or other places

IaGuy4U: how about yoru eye socket

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: okay

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: Oh my.. wrong eye socket.. you poked my other eye out! Im getting so hot!

IaGuy4U: maybe i should go for you mouth then

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: okay

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: do you like my tongue stud?

IaGuy4U: it feels great!!!

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: alright.. so now im blind.. and missing a leg.. please stop

IaGuy4U: ok :0

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: and im hopping around

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: and im like "nooo.. i cant do this"

IaGuy4U: "ummm....do you need some help?"

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: so im naked.. and im hopping away.... what do you do?

IaGuy4U: i throw you to the ground and rip yoru top off and dive mouth first to your nipples

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: oh my.. my nipple rings

IaGuy4U: then i unzip my fly and stick my cock next to your mouth "suck it!"

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: oh shit.. dont hurt me!

IaGuy4U: suck it!

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: okay okay

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: oh.. please.. whatever you do.. dont turn off my hearing aid

IaGuy4U: suck it!! now you little bitch!

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: okay

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: mm.. it tastes like grape juice

IaGuy4U: take it down your throat!

IaGuy4U: i smack your bare thigh (your skirt is riding up)

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: oh my.. i cant breath

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: i need air

IaGuy4U: i'll give you more than air!

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: please.. i need my cane!

IaGuy4U: i stick the head of my cock in your....then slam the rest of it in your pussy

IaGuy4U: theres your damn cane

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: my cane.. whatever you do.. dont stick it in my anus

IaGuy4U2001: i am fucking your ass wildly and spanking your ass and pinching your nipples

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: oh shit.. im bleeding from my mouth

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: your dick knocked out 2 front teeth

IaGuy4U: live with it

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: and im blinded.. i scream for help

IaGuy4U: i take my dick from your ass and while your mouth is open i shove it back in

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: HEEELLPPP.. HELLP.. POLICE.. NATIONAL GAURD.. JAY LENO.. someone help

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: mmmppprrhhh

IaGuy4U: now you can taste your pussy and your ass for screaming

IaGuy4U: i grab the back of your head and fuck your mouth

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: oohh

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: my hair.. you ripped some of my hair off

IaGuy4U: now shut the fuck up! i go back to your pussy and start fucking it from behind while i beat your back

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: ohh owww

IaGuy4U: grabbing your tits and pulling them to the sides of your body and away

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: stop.. your gonna rip my tits off

IaGuy4U: you are gonna be happy once and for all

IaGuy4U: you are gonna have a kid when i am done with you

IaGuy4U: all that bitching and whining is getting you a pussy full of cum!

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: i am pregnant now.. you poked my babies (twins) eyes out!

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: please.. i dont want them to be born blind like how you blinded me

IaGuy4U: well now its gonna be tripletts

IaGuy4U: then what do you want bitch??

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: quick.. what would Bill COsby say you NAUGHTY BOY

IaGuy4U: pudding

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: what about the pudding? please.. Mr.Cosby

IaGuy4U: i don't kow

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: please.. dont tell me the proof is in the pudding

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: dont make me eat your anus pudding!

IaGuy4U: open wide cuz thats what you are gonna get!

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: OH MY! Let me spit my dentures into you butt!

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: haha.. my dentures are stuck in your anus

IaGuy4U: im sorry.... i can't do this

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: hehee

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: im sorry.. i got a little carried away.

IaGuy4U: i am just not used to it

WiLdHuNNyGyRl: yah

IaGuy4U: how about i'll just rape you, ok?

Nothing, and damned proud of it.