The Top 20 Worst Anime Pick Up Lines

I was browsing around on the internet when I ran across an interesting, although enraging help column for geeks named “Ask LadyCat” from Anime on DVD. There were a few things about the column that pissed me off including, but not limited to being a complete retard. Before I get into the real bread and butter of my article, I just find myself unable to hold back from making fun of people first.

First of all a big FUCK YOU to Patrick Bohnet for acting like a complete asshat. This is exactly what America needs less of, a jaded geeked out retard who desperately tries to act like a cute character from some retarded anime. Worst yet, it’s a guy. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with liking Anime or Manga or some other shit, but when you act like a complete flaming piece of shit you should burn in hell. Get your act together, get your gender together, and act like a man.

With that out of the way, I don’t really understand what kind of answer LadyCat is giving. Fansubs are more like a hobby than anything else. There is no “company” creating these for profit, and if there are... guess what? They are illegal. That’s the answer. Fansub all you fucking want, but the minute you try to sell it, whether or not profit is involved, as long as there is money exchanged and you are a fansubber that doesn’t hold any rights to distributing the material it’s illegal. So her whole theory of “being great in theory” is wrong. It’s illegal in reality, so in theory it’s still illegal. I hate to sound like the RIAA or some shit, but you shouldn’t go around answering questions wrong.

We all download stuff for free, our generation is based around getting as much shit for free as we can, but you can not, and should not ignore that you are hurting legitimate companies that put a ton of money into distributing and producing this shit for us.

Dear Desperately Seeking Love,

You are a dork. Stop being one. Thanks.

But what LadyCat did not indulge you in, I shall. While it’s true that you should avoid pick-up lines like the plague, sometimes it’s just unavoidable that something you say to pick up a girl will come off being cheesy. With that in mind, here is the real meat of this article.

The Top 20 Worst Anime Pick Up Lines

20. STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all!

19. Gun DAM girl you FINE.

18. I lost my number while fighting an interplanetary menace, can I have yours?

17. Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?

16. I was just checking you out from across the room with my Sharingan. I came over because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let’s just say I really know how to get your chakra flowing.

15. You must be tired, because I was left my dating sim on in my Playstation all night.

14. You make Princess Peach look like Bowser.

13. Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.

12. I’m having the urge to grow several penis tentacles.

11. There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us.

10. I fell in love with you ever since I looked up your skirt.

9. Would you like to see my Power Ranger?

8. If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.

7. Ah~! My Goddess.

6. If there was a hentai based on you, I’d buy it.

5. Excuse me, do you know bukkake?

4. Do you have a tampon I can put in my nostril? Because my nose started bleeding when I saw you.

3. Let’s find a quiet place to connect and form Voltron.

2. Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just a head.

1. I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.